MY WORK

What are the best things you've learned through your experiences? Delete your internet history when you’re at work.  Without fail. Do not steal food off of someone’s plate when they go to the bathroom.  They WILL notice . Dont sip their drink either. When you’re travelling, take care of your peeing needs first(if you’re a woman), food, clothing, shelter…all come later. Do not experiment with your hair. Sure, they grow back. But the nicknames stick. Before you eat that foreign looking thing, ask what it is.  Really. Do not expect kids to keep anything secret. And bribes dont work on them. Jumping in an ice cold lake is a bad idea. Brownies are awesome. Just dont ever forget to add sugar. Especially when you’re cooking for a party. Lastly, never, and i mean  never , underestimate your parents. Thats all so far I suppose. I shall update this list after a few more years.😖☹☹☹☹

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